The plan for this weekend is a simple one, a weekend camping, a bit of xc on Saturday and hill training ride home on Sunday with the usual couple of pints along the way…
Friday 15th, get the Old Girl loaded with all my kit for the weekend and get the train out to Hope and meet a friend in Sheffield for a few drinks at night.
Adventure machine! |
Tents up, off into Sheffield now. See you tomorrow for The Hope Valley Watershed ride.
Saturday. 5am-ish. My head hurts. In fact it feels like Thor is in there bashing Mjollnir about. No worries, I’ll sleep in off and be fine in a couple of hours, simple. But then the dawn chorus kicks off, bury head deeper inside sleeping bag, sorted. Just dozing off again then the sheep are at it! I must be breakfast time for them but I can’t help but think about them being dinner time for me! People are starting to wake up as well so there’s no chance for any more sleep now.
After lying in my tent for 2 hours feeling as rough as badgers bum, I’ve talked myself out of doing the ride that I’d planned for today going on the theory if I knacker myself out today on the short-ish ride today I’ll be in even a worse state tomorrow on the bigger ride home. Decision made. Ride home today if I’m up to it but first the “wonderful” Hardhurst Farm full breakfast.
Struggling to get my tent away due to the wind and struggling to find the motivation and energy to get going but meh…lets sit down for a bit.
Eventually after much faffing we’re away for about 10.30 and time for another decision. Left or right? Left to Tideswell, Monsal trail and the A6 or right through Castleton up Cave dale onto the Pennine bridle way,, high peak trail then the A6. Xizang chuckles at the thought of going right, the state you’re in, you’ve got no chance matey. Shut up wench, we’re going left anyway.
3 miles in and I’m a wreck, legs aching, sweat leaking from every pore and thinking about turning around and getting the train home. Time for a walk. “Lightweight” “shut it”.
Bike packing = pushing your bike and kit over hills… as I’m pushing her up hill a roadie comes past and asks if I’m ok. Yes mate, just a tad unfit. Top of the hill and thinking its down hill all the way into Tideswell but no, I can see 2 more bumps in front of us with another one a bit further on… more walking. Now its down hill and flat into Tideswell.
Time for a rest in Tideswell, can of coke sat outside The Cathedral of the Peaks. While having the drink a group of Lycra cad roadies pull up and soon they’re bobbing off about how far they’ve been today and bragging about other conquests on their skinny bikes. Quite a rowdy bunch and too noisy for me and a little village like this so I’m soon on my way again.
Out of Tideswell for 2 miles to Millers Dale on a slight downhill then suddenly the road drops a way to a very steep incline, Strava tells me I hit 35mph down here but Garmin Connect says 25 plus if I was going 35 I’d be screaming with my eyes shut!
Bottom of the hill and onto the Monsal trail, an old railway line that runs Bakewell to Buxton. At the car park for the Monsal Trail there’s an old station that now serves as an information centre with a little cafe trailer thingy, there’s a few people milling about, families, other cyclists and group of women swigging on bottles of Budweiser which reminds me I’ve been carrying 2 can of BrewDog Punk on my back all morning, so bottoms up!
Hangover cured and we’re away again onto the trail and finally got the wind behind us, this is more like it! The trail is on a slight down hill all the way along to Bakewell so we’re soon going at a fair lick but soon we come to the first of 3 long tunnels and have to dig the lights out
All the way through these tunnels I’m giving out the usual shout of “cyclist behind” because there’s people all over the place and even though you can’t really tell on the photos its very dark.
Soon we’re getting close to Bakewell and thoughts turn to the A6 (yawn). There is bridleways that run along the side of the road through Rowsley and Chatsworth but I’ve got nothing planned and my legs are starting to twinge a bit, but first things first, a couple of pints and people watching in Bakewell at the Red Lion. Bakewell is a lovely place but on a sunny Saturday lunch time its full of tourists so I tuck myself into the corner of the beer garden and keep myself to myself listening to people swap stories about Chatsworth and Bakewell tart (its a pudding!!).
Back on the road again and nothing interesting happens apart from motorbikes flying up and down going to and from Matlock Bath. Does the speed limit apply to these people? They always seem to be in such a rush to get into Matlock Bath and by a coke and bag of chips and look at their bikes.
In Matlock (Matlock Bath is a different place) we stop and seriously think about getting the train back to Derby, this starts a bit of an argument between me and Xizang…Me; I’m knackered. Xizang; we’ve got to get the miles in, we’re training remember?! Me; hmmm but… Xizang; shut the fuck up and ride me! Argument over.
Rolling again though Matlock Bath, past all the chip eating motorbikers and into the village of Cromford. There’s a lot of history here with Arkwrights mill being the first water powered mill in the world (or something like that) but I know its a world heritage site. Anyway I need to get off the road before boredom kills me. Turning off the main road we go up to the Cromford canal which flows from here down to Ambergate and the river Amber. Its disused now but it used to serve the mills, but for me its time for another can of Punk 🙂 Sat on a bench I get talking to an old-ish couple about our adventures, they had seen the bags on Xizang. They were asking about where I’d been and was going I get to telling them about the big ride that’s coming up in August and they told me I should wild camp, it seemed strange hearing about wild camping from a couple in their 70’s but I’m inspired and its something that I’ve always wanted to do anyway.
Its a lovely ride along the canal from here, mallards and coot splashing and dipping on the water and the sound of the wind in the trees, its almost tranquil if it wasn’t for the noise from the A6 right next to it but all too soon we’re in Ambergate and back on the A6 which takes us all the way into Derby, through Belper (no hand signals, they’ll have your watch) Duffield and Allestree.
In town we stop at The Derby Tap, bad manners not to and have a couple of pints of Brooklyn but the ride and previous beers are starting to catch up with me and I’m nodding off in the garden and its starting to fill up with Saturday night drinkers, “Come on girl, time to go home”.